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  WBTS Discontinues Publishing Deluxe (Gold Leaf) NWT Bible!?!?

  by AMNESIAN in

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  would some hearty and reliable soul who still attends meetings of jws confirm and elaborate on the letter being read to congregations in the us this week regarding the discontinuing of the publishing and distribution of the "deluxe" nwt bible in favor of a "soft cover" version of the same (whatever exactly that means) instead???.

  (g_d, have things really come to this???).

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  http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/12/97163/1.ashx This is the link. HL
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  Back to School

  by John Doe in

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  well guys, school starts back tomorrow, so you won't have to tolerate as much of me for a while.

  i'm going to be quite busy: .

  advanced calculus .

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  OMG what is your major? And will you work also? HL
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  Hot News-New GB members

  by truthsetsonefree in

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  hey ya'll, t was announced this morning at the breakfast table that there are two new members of the governing body.

  they were formerly "helpers" or "given ones.

  " anthony morris raised a family and then went into the traveling work.

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  I was listening through the wall this weekend, during the Special GB meeting. I have one of those new fangled inventions, you have seen them advertised on TV, to listen far away. Oh never mind. Anyway, they were talking about getting in these new guys. I heard some whispering about these guys finding out secrets, and going to spill their guts, if they weren't in for a cut of the action. So they took a vote to include them in their reindeer games. That got a big laugh.

  The vote was close, but passed. The holdouts ( the really old farts) said they didn't want to be equal to the new guys. It didn't matter what they had on them. One of them called them young whipersnappers!! After battleing back and forth, they all agreed that the new guys would have a new name.

  Lots of names were thrown out, I couldn't keep track of them all. One of the old-timers, that is pretty high up, has a lisp, took the floor and said he wanted them called Hens. That didn't go over very well, lots of booing and hissing. The secretary was writing all of this down, as fast as he could. The old-timer was getting angry, and his lisp was getting worse. So he said "How about, Mini HensThen !" The secetary was getting very tired of writing, and the pen ran out of ink, at just the time the GB erupted into an almost brawl.

  The poor secretary was running around trying to find a new pen. Trying to remember what all was being said. It sounded like it was a 50/50 split between Minimen and the old-timer insisting that they be called Mini HensThen. The old-timer was so worked up, he grabbed his chest, looked up, and said "Jahoba, I'm coming to meet you!!" The opposing side, ran to the old-timer and said they would compromise with the name. They said "Lets call them the Mini MenThen, but we will spell it backwards. Everyone agreed.

  The poor secretary finally found a pen after everybody was gone. He was exausted, but he had to get to the court, to file the documents of the new GB. So he hurriedly wrote out the legal papers and filed them with the Court Clerk. What was supposed to be Minimen, thanks to the lisp of an old man, and the low paying wage, and exhaustion of a poor secretary, they are now called NETHINIM. HL
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  You Won't Believe....

  by RichieRich in

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  i don't have much time but... .

  i met with the elders, and they restored all my priviledges!!!!.

  haha!!!

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  It just goes to show you that Jehovah does have a sense of humor!!!!!!!!! HL
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  Embarrassing moments at work

  by damselfly in

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  i think we need a fun fluffy thread today, so this is my attempt at starting one.

  at work we have a big bathtub with air jets.

  clients come in for a hydrobath, (hopefully remember their swimsuit 'cause i've seen so many naked people by now it's getting boring), leave and then, oh joy!, i get to clean the tub.

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  LOL LOL
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  Child Abusers--Where Are They Now?

  by horrible life in

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  i was reading some of danny haszards web site last night.

  i haven't been able to find out what happened to the parents of laree slack.

  her parents larry and constance slack, jw's, beat their 12 yr old daughter with a 5 foot 1 inch thick electric cable.

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  Thank you Just Fine. I went back to the website for the DOC, and found out how to request the records. I did it. I will let everybody know what happened to these (humans), as soon as I find out.

  Anybody out there betting people? Life? Death? Probation? other? HL
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  WTS Backslides Production Again - Paperback Bibles

  by ezekiel3 in

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  announced at service meetings this week:.

  the wts will be phasing out hard-bound bibles for the public begining later this year.. jws will still be able to order hard-backs for themselves, but hard-bound bibles will not be made available to the public after current stocks are depleted.. soft cover bibles will have a paper cover similar to other publications produced by the wts.. pocket-size bibles with fake leather covers are to be discontinued entirely and will only be available in paperback.. we are a long way from pig-skin folks.. .

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  Skully, I can see you taking your spiral bound bible, into the Hall. You could even get a large cloth envelope to carry it in. Kinda like the Torah. You may need a TV tray, so you could just take out the chair in front of you. Don't forget your highlighter! ! HL
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  Can you tell a fake smile from a real one?

  by PaulJ in

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  try this very interesting test!

  smile .

  let me know what score you got!!.

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  14/20 I look for twinkle in the eyes. HL
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  Need help with MATH

  by horrible life in

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  i know this isn't the place for math questions.

  but i really want to go to bed.

  this is daughters homework.

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  LOL Looks like Katie has a wonderful excuse. LOL HL
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  Need help with MATH

  by horrible life in

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  i know this isn't the place for math questions.

  but i really want to go to bed.

  this is daughters homework.

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  FE203girl is my hero. I have been going over several of the other problems. I was making it soooooo hard. Changing subtraction signs, and then changing the sign of the second number. Nevermind. Thank you again!!! HL